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If you’ve ever waved a laser pointer in front of a cat, you’ve witnessed the hilarious chaos that ensues. They pounce, they chase, and yet, no matter how hard they try, they can never quite capture that elusive dot. At first glance, it might seem like harmless fun. But what if there’s more to it? […]
Greetings, fellow believers in the extraterrestrial feline agenda! Today, we delve into the secretive world of our tail-wielding overlords and their cunning plan to sabotage human productivity. Brace yourselves, because the truth is about to be exposed like a cat knocking over a vase! As we all know, our cats have been leading a double […]
Greetings, fellow conspiracy enthusiasts, and welcome back to Tailiens.com, your one-stop shop for all things feline and extraterrestrial! Today, we’re diving deep into the fur-tastic world of our beloved cats, revealing a conspiracy so mind-boggling that it’ll have you questioning the purr-pose of every feline on the planet. Hold onto your tin foil hats, folks, […]
Welcome back to Tailiens.com, your trusted source for out-of-this-world feline revelations! Today, we’re diving deep into the annals of ancient Egypt to uncover the truth about the enigmatic cat guardians of the underworld. While history books may depict them as revered protectors, our groundbreaking research suggests an entirely different, extraterrestrial perspective. 👽 The Great Tailien […]
As any reader of tailiens.com already knows, cats are actually alien space ships inhabited by microscopic invisible alien beings living in their tails. These tailien-beings control the feline ships and use them to enslave humanity, demanding head scratches and belly rubs. But where did this theory come from? And more importantly, is there any evidence […]
The conspiracy theorists at tailiens.com have uncovered a shocking new development in the ongoing cat-alien saga: the tailiens have been using cat cafes to spread their mind-controlling influence! According to our anonymous sources (who may or may not be actual cats), the tailiens have been infiltrating cat cafes all over the world, using their psychic […]
The polish academy of science has recently made a stunning and historic announcement! They have vindicated what we here at tailiens.com have long known to be the case and what the liberal media censors from you!! The brave polish scientists have classified the dubious and disreputable fuzzy kitty cat as an “Invasive Alien Species” 👽🛸!!! […]
In the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics it was told that a race of extra terrestrial beings came to earth some time around the year 1976. They presented themselves to the human race as the common kitty cat (picture below for reference). Little did the Pharaohs know, the cats were not what they seemed! In reality, cats […]