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📜😱 SHOCKING RE-DISCOVERY OF OLD RESEARCH: “A Grandiloquent Exegesis on the Hyperspatial Caudo-Intelligences Commonly Misapprehended as ‘Tails,’ Their Pernicious Manipulation of the Feline Species, and the Subsequent Subjugation of Human Civilization Across the Millennia” Reveals What Tail Hunters Have Know All Along! 🐈😲

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Below is the full unredacted text discovered by the researchers at tailiens.com from a talk put on by The Royal Society of Unsettling Natural Philosophy before they were disbanded at the beginning of the 20th century. One can only speculate as to the reasons this research has not seen the light of day, until now… […]

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🕵️🐾 Paws and Illuminati: Unveiling the Feline-Minded New World Order 🧠👾

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Greetings, fellow conspiracy enthusiasts, and welcome back to Tailiens.com, your one-stop shop for all things feline and extraterrestrial! Today, we’re diving deep into the fur-tastic world of our beloved cats, revealing a conspiracy so mind-boggling that it’ll have you questioning the purr-pose of every feline on the planet. Hold onto your tin foil hats, folks, […]

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💀🐱Cats the Guardians of the Underworld from the Skies Above!🛸🌌

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Welcome back to Tailiens.com, your trusted source for out-of-this-world feline revelations! Today, we’re diving deep into the annals of ancient Egypt to uncover the truth about the enigmatic cat guardians of the underworld. While history books may depict them as revered protectors, our groundbreaking research suggests an entirely different, extraterrestrial perspective. 👽 The Great Tailien […]

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🐈🛸 The Feline Invasion: How Cats are Taking Over the World, One Belly Rub at a Time 🐱‍🚀

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As any reader of tailiens.com already knows, cats are actually alien space ships inhabited by microscopic invisible alien beings living in their tails. These tailien-beings control the feline ships and use them to enslave humanity, demanding head scratches and belly rubs. But where did this theory come from? And more importantly, is there any evidence […]

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Tails Of Aliens

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In the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics it was told that a race of extra terrestrial beings came to earth some time around the year 1976. They presented themselves to the human race as the common kitty cat (picture below for reference). Little did the Pharaohs know, the cats were not what they seemed! In reality, cats […]