In the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics it was told that a race of extra terrestrial beings came to earth some time around the year 1976. They presented themselves to the human race as the common kitty cat (picture below for reference). Little did the Pharaohs know, the cats were not what they seemed! In reality, cats are little more than transport vessels for a race of microscopic alien beings that live in the feline tail!
These tailiens, as we have grown to call them, have secretly been controlling our feline friends and the course of human history for thousands of years. They have determined the outcomes of wars, the rise and fall of empires, and ultimately the fate of human history! The tailiens are responsible for our greatest technological achievements and our greatest blunders. That “Now You See Me 2″ movie that wasn’t called “Now You Dont,” yeah that was the tailien’s doings.
Through the use of their tabby and calico colored space ships the tailiens have molded the minds of the human race for millennia. They’ve enslaved us for head scratches and foods! We are the pets, they are the real masters! It is believed by the editors of tailiens.com that the tailien’s are behind the fake Apollo 11 moon landings in an attempt to leave earth and finally return home. But still to this day it is not known; Why are they here? What do they want? Keep up to date with tailiens.com to find out!
Evidence:
- Cats do not seem to be in control of their own tails. Why might that be..? (Spoiler Alert: Because there are aliens in them!)
- Cats often behave strangely, Just check out this video! Clearly alien, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGvCVt0cz1M
- Cats have no regard for human life as they frequently demonstrate to us by knocking things off of tables like little psychopaths.
!!!Breaking!!!
We’ve obtained classified documents directly from the desk of Rudy Giuliani that prove the existence of tailiens and the influence they had over the 2020 presidential election!