The polish academy of science has recently made a stunning and historic announcement! They have vindicated what we here at tailiens.com have long known to be the case and what the liberal media censors from you!! The brave polish scientists have classified the dubious and disreputable fuzzy kitty cat as an “Invasive Alien Species” 👽🛸!!!
That’s right you heard it here first (after we heard it, several years after the news story was originally published)!
Polish institute classifies cats as alien invasive species
WARSAW, Poland (AP) – A respected Polish scientific institute has classified domestic cats as an “invasive alien species,” citing the damage they cause to birds and other wildlife. Some cat lovers have reacted emotionally to this month’s decision and put the key scientist behind it on the defensive.
These genius polish scientists have clearly analyzed the evidence and determined the cat to be an Alien Species!!! Of course in order to evade the western media censors they had to use coded language. But any reader of tailiens.com will know how to read between the lines to see what they’re really claiming, and it just so happens to 100% back up the claims and view of the people who run this website.
When they claim that cats are a danger to small birds are rodents and are a non-native species that wreak havoc on native populations, we all know what they really mean is that there are aliens in cats tails and that those aliens have enslaved human society! I don’t know how they could have said it anymore clearly. We are the small native animal species that are in danger!!! They have taken our liberty!
Likewise, when they advise people to keep their cats inside so as to not destroy the environment we know that what they’re really saying is R E S I S T ! Don’t fall victim to their mind control! Don’t let the cats be outdoor cats!
Just think about it. How many letters does outdoor have? 7 How many cats do I have? 7 No way that’s a coincidence. Not only that but all my cats live inside with me. Where I can more closely watch their alien behavior!